How to Use the Sidewalk: Etiquette Tips for Walkies
Rules of the Road
- Pay attention. No. Really. That means don't yak on your phone. Don't stare into some shop window. Don't push your kid/stroller, shopping cart/suitcase in one direction while you look/walk in another.
- Don't stop just because you see me coming. I've seen you. Yes. Really. And I have planned for you.
- So, don't try to evade me. I've got you covered. Seriously. And I hate the dodge you dance.
- Keep your coffee/purse/briefcase under control. I hate being hit in the face or scalded by Starbucks.
- Don't crowd the kerb cuts. I have to use speed to climb the incline. And I hate stopping half way up a hill only to have to get going again.
- Let me use the part of the sidewalk closest to the building. Sidewalks slope towards the road. This is hard work in a manual. It's often flat(ter) closer to the buildings.
- Don't let your dog cr*p on the path. If the dog has to go, pick it up. Also, don't crap or piss in the elevator. I don't want that on my wheels.
- Don't drop chewing gum or let your kid do same.
- Don't let your stupid dog leap/bark at me. I can't run away from its slobber or its teeth.
- PAY ATTENTION.
7 comments:
HUZZAH...me thinks I shall link to this :-)
This makes me want to print copies & pass them out on crowded sidewalks. Fantastic!
- Chase
Go ahead! :-) But they'd probably put it down to uppity cripdom.
I agree with chase. The dolts walking down the sidewalks need some education.
This is spot on. Nicely said. Often when I'm wheeling down Michigan Avenue in Chicago it feels like mission impossible!
Absolutely agree! The whole walking one way - looking the other thing? Why??? Perhaps I'll post some of these out on my street...
Ha! I just came across this from an old disability carnival. It would make a great handout!
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